itsalwayssunny:

Dee: You guys are dicks.Frank: It took you long enough.Charlie: It took you forever!Mac: Did you still wanna go?Dee: Shut up.Dennis: It’s really cramped back here with this cooler.Dee: Why don’t you put the cooler in the trailer?Charlie: Uhhh, because then, Dee, we’re gonna have to pull over every single time we want a beer.Mac: That new car smell is starting to give me a headache. Dennis, give me a cigarette.Dee: Do you guys have to smoke in here?Mac: Well, your car reeks, Dee. So. *ptt*Charlie: Goddd, dude. This things so heavy!Frank: I’m gonna get a blood clot from this thing.Dee: Oh my god. Why don’t you put it in the trailer!?Charlie: Why don’t I put YOU in the trailer!?Dee: Good one, Charlie.

itsalwayssunny:

Dee: You guys are dicks.
Frank: It took you long enough.
Charlie: It took you forever!
Mac: Did you still wanna go?
Dee: Shut up.
Dennis: It’s really cramped back here with this cooler.
Dee: Why don’t you put the cooler in the trailer?
Charlie: Uhhh, because then, Dee, we’re gonna have to pull over every single time we want a beer.
Mac: That new car smell is starting to give me a headache. Dennis, give me a cigarette.
Dee: Do you guys have to smoke in here?
Mac: Well, your car reeks, Dee. So. *ptt*
Charlie: Goddd, dude. This things so heavy!
Frank: I’m gonna get a blood clot from this thing.
Dee: Oh my god. Why don’t you put it in the trailer!?
Charlie: Why don’t I put YOU in the trailer!?
Dee: Good one, Charlie.

posted 18 hours ago

  • Me: I stepped on dog pee, hahaha.
  • Mike: So did I.
  • Me: Omg, soulmates!

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I’M THE WETTEST COUNTY IN THE WORLD, JUST SAYIN’

posted 3 days ago

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Young Forever - Jay-Z (featuring Mr. Hudson)

posted 4 days ago

fuckyeahalwayssunny:

(via mastershredder)

posted 4 days ago

WHAT IS THIS AWESOME FUCKERY?

posted 4 days ago

“3” shouldn’t even be on there. Other awesome songs that should’ve been there: Stronger, Lucky, (I Got That) Boom Boom, The Hook Up, Why Should I Be Sad?, Break The Ice, Piece of Me, If You Seek Amy, Sometimes, Me Against The Music…. OH MY GOD YOU CAN’T JUST PICK 10 BRITNEY SONGS AND SAY THEY’RE HER BEST.

AND YES I’M A BRITNEY STAN!

posted 5 days ago

GO AWAY, INTERNET

You are the biggest distraction in my life right now.

posted 6 days ago