Dear Chase,
I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed by my speed. I love you hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about. And more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I’m sure our relationship would be a real home run.
Mac
I’m rooting for the Giants of course, but the Giants-Phillies series gives me an excuse to bring this back. Fangirling, Mac, you’re doing it right. “I’m sure our relationship would be a real inside-the-park home run.”
Also, are we seriously doubting Tim Lincecum’s illness? Because honestly, I wouldn’t want be out there going, “I feel like throwing a change up.”
